*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: “I’m about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it”
Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: “The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We’re family. My road brother.”
i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like “sex activity” and “sex final” being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
hey remember when pop-ups and banner ads were associated with malware? when youtube didn’t have any ads at all? when you could get a cheap netflix subscription that was better than cable TV? digital marketing experts estimate that most americans see 5-10k ads every day. what the hell is going on
